I read this great article about a man committing a robbery on a young girl.

Here are my (his) top 10 reasons for holding up an 11-year old girl at gun point::

10. Girls shouldn’t be skateboarders!  Go play with a doll (Just kidding – Roachman)

9. My skateboarding dog was sad over the loss of his skateboard

8. I didn’t get a skateboard for father’s day

7. Wanted to see if I can still do the half-pipe as I did as a kid

6. Skateboard?  I thought it was a hover board (Back to the Future reference J)

5. Ran out of bullets; thought I’d use a skateboard as a weapon

4. I wanted to practice holding up people for my next bank job

3. Skateboards make excellent lazy susans!

2.I couldn’t afford to buy one

1. I wanted to get my mug shot on Cincinnati.com!

Be cool
Roachman 

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